jehovah!

Happy Eostre, the real easter god.

my god's fine thanks.

tiddely-pom

CHarlie texted me saying Pom is being used in the a Firetrap ad campaign. I looked online and couldn't find any images; but on visiting Leeds yesterday I was overjoyed to see her everywhere.

She "like the main one" in the YesYes jeans publicity for New Look. Here are some images of her. Look out for Pom on buses and bus shelters. There's a bit of Boar Lane in Leeds where you can be looking at her advertising for New Look, then turn 180 and see her in the window of a Toni & Guy, modelling "The Pom" (in the New Look ads, she sports a killa-quiff).

I like beer, which makes sense - it's in my blood.

Right; I've been looking up my BMI and it turns out, believe it or no, that I'm underweight.

I typed in "underweight for a guy" into google images and no images of underweight guys came up. Why? How am I able to see what's wrong if no images of underweight men?

Anyways; I'm going to try and get up to 10 stones (whatever that means), anybody fancy helping me? I'll need food donations, that that sort of thing - think of me as a year round Harvest Festival.

I'm going to go and eat the scales now.